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One day a very young
polar bear was sitting on an ice drift, watching his
father trying to catch fish, when he asked, "Dad, am I a
full-blooded polar
bear?"
His father replied, "Sure son, you're full blooded."
The young bear asked, "Are you positive that I'm 100% polar
bear, Dad?"
"Yes, son, I'm sure. Your mother's a polar bear, I'm a polar
bear..."
"But Dad, are you sure there's not a little brown bear in
me?"
"Yes son, I'm sure."
"Are you really sure, Dad, that there's not just a little
black bear in me?"
"Yes, son, you're all polar bear."
"Maybe just a little grizzly bear in me, Dad?"
"No way, son, no way," replied the papa bear. "Why
are you asking these
questions?"
The little polar bear replied, "Because, Dad, I'm freezing my
ASS off out
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