GOODMORNING
One day Pinnochio came to Gepeto with a problem.
He said, "Thanks a lot Gepeto for making me and
everything, but I need advice. Every time I
have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters,
how can I stop this?"
"Well" said Gepeto, "Have you tried
sandpaper?"
"That's a good idea, and so Pinnochio left."
A couple of weeks later Gepeto questioned
Pinnochio, "How is the problem going with your
girlfriend?"
"Girlfriend?" ,said Pinnochio, "Who needs a
girlfriend when you have sandpaper?
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