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PILLS   PILLS  PILLS

A row of bottles on the shelf caused me to analyze myself. 

The yellow pill I have to pop, goes to my heart so it won't  Stop!

A little white one that I take, goes to my hands so they won't
shake!

The blue one that I use a lot, tells my mind I'm happy but I'm not!

The purple ones go to my brain, and tell me that I have no pain!

The capsules tell me not to sneeze, or cough or choke or even wheeze!

The red one, smallest of them all, goes to my blood so I won't fall!

The orange ones are big and bright, and they stop leg cramps in the
night!

Such an array of brilliant pills, helping to cure all kinds of ills!


But what I'd really like to know, is what tells each one exactly  just where
to go??

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