Henry Ford dies and
goes to heaven. At the gates, the angel tells Ford,
"well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the
car, changed the
world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you
want in heaven".
So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with
Adam, the first
man". So, the guy at the gate points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks "hey, aren't you the
inventor of the woman?"
And Adam says, yes.
"Well," says Ford "you have some major design flaws
in your
invention:#1there's too much front end protrusion. #2.It
shatters at high
speeds. #3 The rear end wobbles too much. #4 The intake is
placed too close
to the exhaust."
"Hmmm..."says Adam, "hold on." So Adam
goes to the celestial supercomputer,
types in a few key strokes and waits for the results. The
computer prints
out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Ford,
"it may be that
my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer,
more men are
riding my invention than yours".
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