Next Jesus strolled to the tee and hit a nice line drive directly toward the same water trap.  It landed exactly in the center of the pond and kind of   hovered over the water.  Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.

The third guy gets up and haphazardly whacks the ball.  It  heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic of the adjacent street.  It bounces off  a truck, hitting a nearby tree.  From there it bounces onto the roof of a  nearby shack and runs down into the rain gutter, down the downspout, out  onto the fairway right toward the aforementioned pond.   On the way to the pond the ball hits a small stone and bounces out over the water onto a lily pad where it rests quietly.   Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumps onto the lily pad and snatches the ball into his mouth.   Just then, an eagle swoops down and grabs the frog and flies away.   As the eagle and frog pass over the green, the frog squeals with fright and
drops the ball which bounces right into the hole for a beautiful hole-in-one.

Moses then turns to Jesus and says, "I hate playing with your Dad."

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