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-What ever wife or
girlfriend show know !
1. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage
location.
2. Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will
come
home with the wrong thing.
3. When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see
the
screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and
commercials.
Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a
much better
chance of getting an immediate response.
4. When we are watching your show and I change the channels during
a
commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the
channel back.
I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are
channel surfing
do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped
it.
5. If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing
to carry
it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half
the chore and I
am now free to return to the couch.
6. If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do
something
it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss
it.
7. If you don't like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I
would
appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse
inhaling alarmed
noise. I haven't hit anything yet and if I do it will be
your fault.
8. I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.
9. Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed.
And
remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what
the
occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting
ready.
10. Don't ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a
certain
accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win
situation and
would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.
11. If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then
you
should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's only fair.
And stop
giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect
from an
organ that has a brain of its own.
12. I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.
13. Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium
crowd
background noise to me. I am not ignoring you. |
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